haha, you'll never live this one down!
fyi, i'm a seasoned rider, i work at a coffeeshop too, i drink redbull like water, and for the life of me,
even with 50x17 gearing, and chasing after Stanford hotties, i cannot pull off 32mph on my track bike,
well, maybe when i am high on meth and trying to evade the police cuz i have a no-bail warrant for
my arrest for killing someone who exaggerated on a bike forum!