Cop on Horse
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a hipster on his new shiny track bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the hipster said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the hipster dude a $25 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a brake on it." The hipster dude looked at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The hipster dude looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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